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emmie — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:26:46 +0000

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck F U C K

fuck everything
fuck everyone
fuck everywhere
fuck always
fuck him
fuck her, and her
fuck them
fuck you
fuck off
fuck work
fuck sex
fuck love
fuck food
fuck addiction
fuck depression
fuck anger
fuck hatred
fuck baggage
fuck therapy
fuck blogging
fuck talking
fuck fucking
fuck smoking
fuck writing
fuck reading
fuck listening
fuck talking
fuck the dog
fuck the cat
fuck the car
fuck the house
fuck the bills
fuck the snow
fuck the rain
fuck the sun
fuck the day
fuck the night
fuck being sick
fuck being well
fuck being dead
fuck being alive
fuck teamwork
fuck solitude
fuck music
fuck noise
fuck silence
fuck darkness
fuck light
fuck money
fuck the bank
fuck assholes
fuck driving
fuck the government
fuck aging
fuck being young
fuck politics
fuck religion
fuck haiku
fuck you

contrary to popular belief

Administrator — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:01:53 +0000

everything is not my goddamn fault.

i feel like i am really close

Administrator — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:54:02 +0000

the other day when i was reading through our archives i found some really good shit. we are fucking cool. there is easily enough material here to put together a book.

if it’s only my stuff i could call it “love, emmie”.

if it’s all of us i could call it “lifeinthebag”.

i don’t know if anyone would publish it. i don’t know if anyone would buy it.

i want to do it anyway.

letter to my some of my favorite writers and studio heads #824

emmie — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:48:34 +0000

PLEASE kiss and make up. please.

i NEED heroes. like NOW!!

cut me some slack, please

emmie — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:44:25 +0000

i have been down with bronchitis and ennui.

rock band for ps2 is apparently stripped down and does not include the rocker maker, which is most disappointing since i already sacrificed the ability to download new songs by forgoing the purchase of an xbox 360.

worse still every single product description i can find on the major retailer sites say that the rocker maker is included, even on the ps2 version they are selling. retailer says it’s not their fault, manufacturer gave crap description. manufacturer has not yet responded to my email complaining about it…

i did my first budget and my boss liked it and almost even agreed with it! then he realized HIS calculations were wrong and therefore i passed with flying colors.

maybe i can do this management thing after all…

i do not know anyone anymore

emmie — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:08:19 +0000

he cheated on her, with the neighbor, and everyone knew it.

she left today and destroyed some dvds he asked her to return for him since she was taking the car.

he is still crying and mooning around and says that he knows he fucked up. she is angrier than i have ever, ever seen her. i did not know she was even capable of anger.

she cried too, after she put a bunch of his shit in the sink and set it on fire.

not an intruder, just the neighborhood banshee

emmie — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:05:50 +0000

the chick that lives one floor up from me kind of scares me with her really loud sex.

she is young and cute and skinny and i have seen boy looking at her sometimes which bugs me. since she moved into our building we have noticed that when she fucks somebody it is ridiculously loud.

on new year’s eve i was drunk and boy was too and we were all alone with only the dog in the house. we had stupid loud drunk sex for a couple of hours and the dog did not stir. just as we were falling asleep, dog starts wailing and continues barking at top volume for about 15 minutes.

because she was up there, fucking her boyfriend. *on a different floor.*

?????????

the worst part is that she has roommates who have to listen to it all the time. and they fuck each other too but very. quietly.

holiday highlight #8923

emmie — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:45:35 +0000

boy (done opening gifts): merry christmas, babe.
me: wait, did you check your stocking?
boy: for what?
me: just check it.
boy (pulls stocking off mantle with knowing sideways look)
me (so excited i can barely sit still)
boy (opening decorative gift tin): ??
me: LOOK at them.
boy: tickets to see van halen. wow.
me: aren’t you excited?? (i am!!)
boy: sure. hey, this is a great dvd (checking out “planet earth” by bbc)

later that day…

me: i can’t wait, can you?
boy: when is the show?
me: march.
boy: oh good. then you have three months.
me: for what?
boy: to get skinny and hot so you can wear spandex.
me: ??!?!? (leaving room)
boy: it’s van halen. you *have* to wear spandex.

also on my list of obsessions

emmie — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:38:08 +0000

as previously mentioned gh2 rocks. i also have played my friends’ gh3 which is even better. then they got me american idol, which is the first game at which i kick EVERYONE’S ass without having to learn the right combination of buttons or speed. add singstar to that and i’m almost set…

rockband special edition is IN THE MAIL!!

smelly things

emmie — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:37:38 +0000

i am really not that girly but one of my very favorite things is a good shower gel that smells like food that’s really bad for you.

my most favorite for the past two years was philosophy’s old fashioned eggnog, which is simply awesome!! however they discontinued it in the full size (16 oz) and now only include it in a holiday trio (10 oz) along with something gingerbread which i don’t care for.

i went searching for alternatives and ended up at bbw looking for a gift for my sister. i didn’t find one for her, but for myself i found something called forever frosting which basically makes you smell like a cupcake. it couldn’t smell any tastier…

also for the holidays i ended up with some amber romance stuff, some pumpkin spice, and some warm vanilla sugar (all from bbw) and an old favorite, pear glace from victoria’s secret.

fuck peppermint! i smell ten times better now.